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wizzard jizzard

The Special request topping added to the frothy butter beer at Islands of Adventure, straight outta harry potters wizard balls.
Sweet, salty, magically delicious.
Tourist: "Can I get some of that Wizzard Jizzard Please?"
Wizard servant: "Why yes you can, OH OH OHHHH, here you go:)"
by pseudonimrod July 27, 2010
mugGet the wizzard jizzardmug.

Jimmy The Jizzard

A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.
YO look its Jimmy The Jizzard
by jimmy the jizard February 9, 2021
mugGet the Jimmy The Jizzardmug.

Jizzard

Yo, that guy over there is a the grand jizzard.
by Bobojizz October 2, 2018
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Jizzard

When you nut in the detection of a fan and sprays every
Yo dude I caused a jizzard
by Liam power April 22, 2020
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Jizzard

When you haven’t busted a nut in several days/weeks, due to being sick, too busy with work, or just flat out dumb. The next load that gets dropped will be whiter than a White Christmas. Make sure to wear goggles…
Big Easy: Yo Stone dog, how’s the weather treating ya?

Stoney: Pretty decent, but there’s a chance of hail this weekend where I’m at. I’ve been sick all week and haven’t yanked my money in a bit, so a Jizzard is incuming. The next load I drop might cause an avalanche.

Big Easy: Damn, lmk how that works out for ya. Might have to give that a try sometime.
by Stoney69 November 24, 2023
mugGet the Jizzardmug.

Jizzard

When you haven’t busted a nut in several days/weeks, due to being sick, too busy with work, or just flat out dumb. The next load that gets dropped will be whiter than a White Christmas. Make sure to wear goggles…
Big Easy: Yo Stone dog, how’s the weather treating ya?

Stoney: Pretty decent, but there’s a chance of hail this weekend where I’m at. I’ve been sick all week and haven’t yanked my money in a bit, so a Jizzard is incuming. The next load I drop might cause an avalanche.

Big Easy: Damn, lmk how that works out for ya. Might have to give that a try sometime.
by Stoney69 November 24, 2023
mugGet the Jizzardmug.

jizzard

"Oh my fucking god its a category 5 jizzard in trutnov czechia."
by grotesquette ♡ April 13, 2024
mugGet the jizzardmug.

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