Jizzard 

When you haven’t busted a nut in several days/weeks, due to being sick, too busy with work, or just flat out dumb. The next load that gets dropped will be whiter than a White Christmas. Make sure to wear goggles…

Big Easy: Yo Stone dog, how’s the weather treating ya?

Stoney: Pretty decent, but there’s a chance of hail this weekend where I’m at. I’ve been sick all week and haven’t yanked my money in a bit, so a Jizzard is incuming. The next load I drop might cause an avalanche.

Big Easy: Damn, lmk how that works out for ya. Might have to give that a try sometime.

Jizzard by Stoney69 November 24, 2023

jizzard 

jizz blizzard

"Oh my fucking god its a category 5 jizzard in trutnov czechia."

jizzard by grotesquette ♡ April 13, 2024

Jizzard Blizzard 

Jizzard Blizzard is a sex act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. Once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to masturbate into fans aimed at the woman, so that their jizz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.

Person number 1

"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2

"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."

Jizzard Blizzard by Dragonsomen April 17, 2014

jizzard wand 

The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics

Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.

jizzard wand by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

wizzard jizzard 

The Special request topping added to the frothy butter beer at Islands of Adventure, straight outta harry potters wizard balls.
Sweet, salty, magically delicious.

Tourist: "Can I get some of that Wizzard Jizzard Please?"
Wizard servant: "Why yes you can, OH OH OHHHH, here you go:)"

wizzard jizzard by pseudonimrod July 27, 2010

Edward Jizzard Hands 

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.

I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed

Edward Jizzard Hands by Jizz hands October 18, 2017

Jimmy The Jizzard 

A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.

YO look its Jimmy The Jizzard

Jimmy The Jizzard by jimmy the jizard February 9, 2021