Jizzabyte

The unit of digital information in computing and telecommunications that encodes downloaded porn. Abbreviated as "Jb."

"Adam crashed his computer after a night of downloading Jizzabyte after Jizzabyte of porn."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary December 4, 2011

Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.

“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”

by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020

sir. jizzalot

Someone that has been single the whole time you have known them. They usually jerk off a lot resulting in a lot of Jizzing

Mitchell: Hey have you seen Sir. Jizzalot around lately?
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!

by StudyClassProductions June 8, 2014

jizzual

Jizzual means it makes you feel aroused, i.e. want to jizz.

Ohhh when the navajo licked her lips that was soo jizzual.

by Jake the TRON April 7, 2004

Jizzantium

Jizzantium is a term used when fresh semen (jizz) is released anywhere and has sit in that location undisturbed for days. This process allows for the jizz to harden into a hard enzyme rich mineral known as Jizzantium.

Bro I just Jizzed on my carpet and gave that load a few days to breath and now its formed into Jizzantium!

by Changuskahn February 10, 2023

jizzable

sexy, to look so good that it may cause ejaculation

dam girl u b lookin quite jizzable 2day

by Mex I Can March 28, 2009

JizzaBelle

Dark, mystical, majestic, curious, angry, passionate, sexual, deviant, ambitious, luring, the one and only, ultimate, higher being, queen of the other side

After I spoke to her I realized that she is the JizzaBelle!

by JizzaBelle Spade May 26, 2018