jizanus

Spontaneous penile and anal discharge.

Look at at that guy!!! He totally jizanused his levis.

by Snine, Dirtbag July 20, 2007

jizabel

On the receiving end of the banana split. CS1, yes!!! Receives it from the blind kid.

there is a jizabel in our class.

by David Peterson June 17, 2005

jizapotamus

a hippo that enjoys raping young squirrels and jizzing in them until they explode then eating whats left

that jizapotamus just raped and squirrel and then ate it.
epic

by wlathrop December 6, 2010

jizastard

usually a person or thing that is acting like a bastard+jizz hence the term jizastard

M.E. was being a real jizastard when it came to naming her dog, Vermont Phoncyphrus

by SpreeganDreeganKreegan December 10, 2002

jizankies

Shaggy says "zoinks!"

Velma says "jinkies!"

Snoop dog says "jizankies!"

"Jizankies! That monster was actually THE PROFESSOR!"

by J June 20, 2004

Jizard

A combination of the two most powerful dork forms known to the Universe. Jedi, and Wizards.

And as the Jizard entered the tavern, named "Mind Tricks" all of the evil forces swept away from the city. They knew that the Jizard was far too powerful for them to attempt an assault.

by epilepticanon November 29, 2011

jizackle

to ejaculate and allow it to dry wherever it has landed

Man, i hear that Ricardo jizackles onto his carpet after viewing internet pornography

by tibbles83 May 21, 2008