Jizlet 

An extremely amazing person or the biggest loser ever, depending on the context which it is used.

Carson : "Did you just see her fall down the stairs? What a jizlet!"

Temi: "Man I wish I were cool enough to be considered a jizlet"

Jizlet by ohmygoshyouguys October 14, 2010

Jizzle Jog 

A jizzle jog is when you go for a jog and you accidentally put on you skeet socks. Also known as a squidward sprint.

Ty: Hey man, I just went on a jizzle jog.
William: Man you used my socks!!!

Jizzle Jog by Typhoon419 July 25, 2016

Jizzlocated 

Whenever you hurt, break, dislocate your arm masturbating.

Johnson Jizzlocated his arm last night masturbating.

Jizzlocated by FarmerJohnson6k December 21, 2008

Jizzlightenment 

The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner.

"Boy, once jizzlightenment set in, I couldn't get out of that tree planting hostel fast enough."

Jizzlightenment by Gord Lang July 2, 2009

jizzle jawline 

when it looks like you have jizz on ur jawline.

Carter has a jizzle jawline because of last night.

jizzle jawline by @twoProfessionalretards July 3, 2020

Jizzlenut Sweatsuit 

A running suit consisting of compression shorts, compression shirt, and compression socks. Often worn by creepy joggers who run in front of others and stop to stretch in weird positions.

Dylan: Man, did you see what Romen was wearing?

Eric: Yea! That Jizzlenut Sweatsuit of his scared off all the ladies!

Jizzlenut Sweatsuit by Creepy Corbin November 19, 2011

jizzlam 

A deragotory slang term for Islam.

I don't trust that new guy, he practices Jizzlam.

jizzlam by knightly coriander October 16, 2007