Someone who is amazing and a best friend, once you have found your Jewie never let them go because you will beat yourself up over it many times. You'll know if you have a Jewie because they will refer to you as some sort of vegetable.
by n0tb34n February 28, 2018
Get the Jewiemug. How John Stewert refers to himself. Phrase commonly used by those with poor insulting skills who want to show that large nosed affluent fellow who is boss.
by Talvin July 19, 2005
Get the Jewy Jewmanmug. A Star-of-David shaped chewy candy made by a Jewish candy company.In the middle of the candy,there is a shiny quarter.You eat the candy,and you get the quarter.BUT-if there are any Jews in the surrounding area,they have an obligation to take the quarter back and put it in their piggy banks.
Man:Hey,this Chewy Jewy is great!Ooh-a shiny quarter!!
Jew:*tackles man to ground and takes the quarter* Sorry,its a rule *runs away*
Jew:*tackles man to ground and takes the quarter* Sorry,its a rule *runs away*
by srslyjustajokeimnotantisemetic April 25, 2009
Get the Chewy Jewymug. by kraits September 24, 2018
Get the jewy foreskinmug. A person seeking some sort of advancement from a Jewish individual by spreading his/her butt-cheeks and kissing their ass-hole leaving a brown residue on their nose. (Usually asking for money because of the assumption that Jewish people have a lot of it).
Guy 1: What does Fellman think he's going to get from being such a Jewy Asskisser?
Guy 2: I dunno. Ask Ryan his nose is already brown.
Guy 2: I dunno. Ask Ryan his nose is already brown.
by ImaBadFish January 6, 2008
Get the Jewy Asskissermug. by babaganouche December 16, 2008
Get the Jewy Jewbagmug. by Vaginal_Discharge March 30, 2005
Get the Jewy Chewsmug.