jewfie

A Jew from Newfoundland.

Mix of Newfie and Jewish.

So a Canadian, and American, and a Jewfie all go into a bar...

by foreign hand January 5, 2005

Jewvid

A Jew named David.

The commissioner of the NBA is Jewvid Stern.

by J-Smoove February 24, 2009

heebie jewbie

The creeping fear among non-racists and liberals that the Jewish Conspiracy to Take Over the World may in fact be true.

"Dude, Nathan Sharansky gives me the Heebie Jewbies!"

by jojoball April 4, 2007

jewvi

A juvenile detention center strictly for jewish people at which they embrace their judaism. Some banks are jewvis

banks are jewvis

by super jew man May 16, 2011

Jewverine

The most incredibly handsome, sexy and skilled superhero ,despite his religion he still brings hope to the world. He has twin Menorahs mounted on his hands and a kippah balanced on his head. The REAL jewish messiah!

You heard about Jewverine?
Hell yeah dude, he could have stopped hitler

by TrustMeI'mAJew February 8, 2017

Jewciest

When someone expresses an abnormal amount of Jew-ness; is very stingy.

Originated at Moorpark High School

Me: Have you seen that kid Gavin?

Other: Yeah, he refused to give up a penny he found on the ground.

Me: Wow, he's probably one of the Jewciest out there.

by TheOneAsian November 26, 2017

jewvenile

The right age for a jew: exactly 6 years; 6 months; and 6 days old.

shlomo loved talking about the 6 gorillion so much, we all figured he was talking about a jewvenile gorilla.

by New World Ebola May 2, 2021