Jewverine 

The most incredibly handsome, sexy and skilled superhero ,despite his religion he still brings hope to the world. He has twin Menorahs mounted on his hands and a kippah balanced on his head. The REAL jewish messiah!

You heard about Jewverine?
Hell yeah dude, he could have stopped hitler

Jewverine by TrustMeI'mAJew February 8, 2017

jefferine 

An noun representing a respected human being found in urban to suburban environments known for spending more hours studying at home than the hours spend in school, hanging out, and sleeping combined. Typically, a jefferine would be dissatisfied with a 99% because he or she believes that the amount of time put into studying should correspond to a 100%.

A: Why does John always rush home right after school?
B: Haven't you heard? He's a jefferine; according to my arithmetic, 7 hours of school and 5 hours of sleeping amount to 12 hours, so he has to spend the remaining 12 hours studying.

jefferine by mrexotic September 5, 2012

Jewvenile 

■ adjective

for or relating to young jews, jewannabes,

■ noun a young Jewish person. ▶Law a Jew below the age at which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible (81 in most countries).

1. Dude, check those jewveniles preparing kosher meal.
2. Jewvenile justice is the area of criminal law applicable to rich jewish persons too old to be prosecuted.

Jewvenile by män-'täzh July 28, 2009

jewvenile delinquent 

A young Jew who neglects or violates the law.

Comes from the term "juvenile delinquent," which means any young person who neglects or violates the law, though religion is not specified.

"Barry Steinberg's habits of excessive drinking and vandalism make him a jewvenile delinquent."

jewvenile delinquent by Matt Garz December 30, 2007

jewvenile 

The right age for a jew: exactly 6 years; 6 months; and 6 days old.

shlomo loved talking about the 6 gorillion so much, we all figured he was talking about a jewvenile gorilla.

jewvenile by New World Ebola May 2, 2021

jewerine 

A jewish wolverine that instead of claws has metal hanukias.

Jewerine, he will bring peace to the middle east

jewerine by Love luck November 8, 2013

Jewvenile 

An activity that is both inappropriate for someone's age, and also very stingy.

"Look at Dan, he's a 30yr old Dentist and yet he smuggles in a hip flask with him to the bar because he's a tightarse. How Jewvenile!"

Jewvenile by encino dan December 20, 2008