jewterus

anatomy. Nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a Jewish female human. It houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% Jewish by Jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.

Jewess: My parents want their grand kids to be Jewish, but they say I can marry outside the faith because I have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring I produce 100% pure Jewcy.

by ObviouslyAvi April 29, 2014

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jewtard

Contraction of "Jewish Retard".

Jewish + Retard = Jewtard.

Ayan: Hey, I just need one more penny. Care to spare yours?
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.

by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005

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Jewth fairy

A jewth fairy is a person who goes into children's houses and takes thier teeth and gives them poo. This is in contrast to the Puth fairy.

Oh look here comes the jewth fairy to give you your poo and take away your big boy/girl teeth

by crouching jew hidden poo June 15, 2009

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Jewtalian

Someone of a Jewish (Sephardic or Ashkenazic) and Italian racial, ethnic, or ancestral background.

Jewtalians love spaghetti and bagels with lox.

by Moses Caesar July 27, 2006

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Jewtini

A cocktail similar to a martini, but instead, is only filled with tap water, and garnished with generally a lemon slice. Saves on the $16 usually payed for a martini, and looks stylish at the same time!

Jeremiah: "Ezekial, what's the deal with Joosef, he's on his eighth martini and still standing straight!"

Ezekial: "No Jeremiah, he's been sipping on jewtini's all night!"

by hagrid_loves_5318008 November 10, 2010

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