Jewbalene

noun This is to descripe the stereotypical jew swinding money out of honest non-Jewish people.

Look at that tittyfuck jew who is playing jewbalene with those beatifull old people.

by Mc Cream Dream November 18, 2007

Jewbagel

A silly little Jew boy.

Also, a stupid idiot fag head.

Dude, you know Sebastian? He's such a jewbagel.

by Jacob the dood January 16, 2008

jewbagel

A person who is greedy like a jew with the IQ of a bagel. A jerk or idiot.

Look at this guy! He is eating the pizza without contributing to the fund. What a jewbagel.

by Jake R July 18, 2008

Jewbagel

A person is a stingy and is also an asshole about it.

Person one: Hey can I have that?
Jewbagel: No you can't have that its mine! Get your own! Are you homeless or something? Go get a job!

by dgamerx October 12, 2011

jewbagel

jewbagel usually refers to a jew who is overly obsessed with bagels. mainly a jew who can name every bagel known to man. poppyseed ,b lueberry strawberry orange juice pubic chicken and nipple paste bagels

ethan is the most rediculous jewbagel in the world cuz he stuffs them in his vagina.

by junk 4 u February 15, 2010

jewbyte

In computers, a term for four bits, or half a byte. Synonymous with nybble. The term probably comes from the reputation that Jews have had traditionally had for being stingy, as they used to be overrepresented in the banking field.

When converting binary to hexidecimal, one hex digit represents one jewbyte.

by Alex December 14, 2004

jewbagel

a person who is ridiculously stingy and selfish, which in turns comes off as being an asshole

Bryan why you have to be a lil jewbagel cant you lend me 5 bucks??

by DJ BABU December 9, 2008