Burnt Jergens

1 The after math off anal sex in male penitentiaries.
The only lotion they use in prison is Jergens and is used as lubrication for anal sex and the friction caused from the penis thrusting in and out of the anus burns the lotion.

2 A fucking bad ass punk rock chick.

1 *walks into a prison cell* "Woo!! It smells like burnt jergens in here!!"

"Ewwww you got your burnt jergens all over my sheets!!"

2 "Damn is wish I were as cool as Burnt Jergens."

by The one and only GOB August 22, 2009

jergens

a man who jerks on tingtings and does it for a living! he usually does it while on the jon, in the office, in the class room, under a christmas tree, in the kitchen cooking, while playing with cows, while eating a turkey sandwich, while dancing in the rain nude, while reading the urban dictionary, while walking in the mall and while talking to his mother. a jergen gets paid atleast $40-$50 an hour! but only works 1 day a week!

persona 1: the cow in your basement?
persona 2: was yellow with envey
persona 3: i ate a taco!
persona 4: weeeeeeeeeeee!
persona 5: im a jergens!

by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009

Jergens turdley

Jergens turdley is a famous politician and Jergens turdley is her stage name. Her real name is Serena. She is a very jealous person who called tai arrogant however loves Tai Velaquez and hates finn Roberts. She has erectile dysfunction and hates brown people like raj akram. This means if you have Pakistani in you she will give you dirty looks
She is a politician.

Raj: Jergens turdley please stop bullying me
Jergens turdley: no you ugly ass bish!

by MasterTai165 December 22, 2018

jerves

an incredibly cool and awesome person who is very cool and nice.

he is so cool, he must be a jerves

by appleyakultjuice August 15, 2021

Jerves

Not gonna lie this guy is Leng supportive and a very good hugger

Damn I love Jerves

by TotallyValid123 November 10, 2021

Jergens

Something every guy uses to jack off with.

"Ayo can I borrow some Jergens, my legs are ashy"
"I beat my meat with some Jergens last night"

by Clxcxcks_073 February 20, 2022

Jerven

The animal/demon that follows Endre all around the world. It is the source of all the bad luck that Endre meets everyday.

Person: Nooooo Endre, you just managed to break both your skiing poles!
Endre: I know, but it wasn't me, it was Jerven.

by mehmeh123 April 17, 2023