Get the JERKSTORE mug.A 30 something male that films himself masturbating to orgasim and then sends it to women desperatly seeking a mercy fuck. Often a large stomach is used to hold the camera allowing a free hand for prostate massaging.
by Bob-milky September 24, 2011
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Proper Noun: When men, and on occasion, when women cannot masturbate, perform sexual actions, or receive sexual actions, as they will lose the contest that inherently all people of the male gender, and as I have said, sometimes of the female gender, have been entered into via an oral contract for the entire month of October.
The month of No Jerktober tends to be hard on the men of a special fraternity that is not a fraternity, but just a residence hall in the middle of no-where, because it is just not fair when the only available amusements may in fact be the women that tease and tempt us so brutally, and make us wish we were dead or getting some, preferably the latter.
by MastaBeta October 4, 2010
Get the No Jerktober mug.An individual who is a huge jerk while simultaneously being a boring and bad influence. Similar to avoid bag of dicks.
by Jerkstore October 1, 2014
Get the Jerkstore mug.This is the mix of the two words "jerk" and "bitch". This word was made mostly for people who cant swear in front of certain other people. Such as parents, people who dont like the language, or for people who just dont swear.
cree: "Bobby, you're such a jerkitch! why did you have to say that?!?!?"
Bobby: "Sorry cree, I wasnt trying to make fun of you."
Bobby: "Sorry cree, I wasnt trying to make fun of you."
by stupidperson501 August 27, 2009
Get the jerkitch mug.A word retaining to "Jerk" and is a sad attempt to try and infuse Spanglish in everyday sentence structure.
by SCVie July 15, 2011
Get the Jerkido mug.The amount of "jerk" an individual possesses.
The scale in which they measure "jerking" competitions.
The scale in which they measure "jerking" competitions.
"You have too much jerkitivity going on right now and you need to calm it down."
The Power Rangers' jerkitivity in on a scale of 8 out of 10. Great job!
The Power Rangers' jerkitivity in on a scale of 8 out of 10. Great job!
by Yemyl November 13, 2011
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