jerkoffice

Masturbation at work for white collar employees.

Shirley: Why is Dan never at his desk?

Brian: This job is so boring, jerkoffice is the only way we can make time go by.

by J.Maldito May 31, 2020

jackhammer jerkoff

When a girl violently jerks off two guys at the same time.

That chick must be a contractor, she worked those dongs like a pro. Damn I love thise jackhammer jerkoffs!

by Schna123 September 13, 2013

jerkoffable

having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate

Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?

Jason: Is it jerkoffable?

Mark: If you're into that stuff....

by eeL2OP May 21, 2010

German Jerkoff

The act of masturbating to David Hasselhoff's picture while wearing lederhosen and playing german polka music.

Colton: Hey I am having a German Jerkoff party this weekend, you wanna cum. hehe
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close

Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.

by Waskar March 14, 2011

Jerkoff

A douche bag who despite there cockiness and outward appearance is a secret fag and an obvious moron.

That jerkoff only dates slags.

by InYoFaceBitch February 20, 2009

jerkoff

a real jackass, messes with other people for their own amusement

guy 1: hey that guy beat me up for no reason

guy 2: that guy is a jerkoff

by kentaru September 29, 2009

Jerkoff

A guy that makes me a little uneasy.

Hey that jerkoff over there is making me a little uneasy.

by Matt,Nick and C.J March 31, 2008