Jefferson

An asshole who loves noone. Will lead you on and say he loves you only to dump your ass.

There was this guy who added me on snap then ghosted me
sounds like a Jefferson

by koolkid88 January 29, 2020

Jefferson

Dropping a "Jefferson" is when you go number 2, poop, crap, deuce, drop the kids off at the pool, etc.

Thomas Jefferson is on the $2 bill. When you "take or drop a Jefferson, you are going number 2". It is a nicer, more educated sounding way of taking a crap.

"You all hike on ahead....I'm going behind this large live oak tree to drop a Jefferson."

Setting: School library
Teacher: "Where's Johnny?"
Student: "Mrs. B., you know that he can't spend more than 10 minutes in here without having to take a Jefferson."

by TallyTown November 12, 2010

Jefferson

To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, two with each hand while "toe-ing" two more girls, each with one foot. Basically to Jefferson is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.

Yo! I Jeffersond those bitches so hard last night!

by IceCreamIsEffingNasty June 5, 2011

Jefferson

A guy who just messaged me on urban dictionary dot com

please help jefferson just messaged me on urban dictionary dot com

by Shringe hunter September 11, 2019

Jefferson

Some rude chatter that I just wanted to help me. Closed the chat on my. What a fat bloke. Dumb nonce.

Fat nonce Jefferson closed the chat on me. Wow.

by oofstuff November 8, 2019

Jefferson

bitch ass mofo who won't date me or answer my chat. Very rude and terrible at his job. Thanks a lot Jeffie!!!!

You know that customer service dude that keeps leaving me?
Yeah. Lemme guess. He's Jefferson

by koolkid88 January 29, 2020

Jefferson

Jefferson is a Certain name for a latin Baby boy. He is also known for thinking he is smart. He also Likes to play fortnite 24/7. He is also known by the president Thomas Jefferson

Sup My Boyyyyy Jefferson!

by Snatching weaves August 21, 2018