A sexual act that requires a male to dip his balls in boiling honey and have a black bear attempt to give him a blow job
by Top Gun John Dingaling September 19, 2023
Get the Beej Janssen mug.You are honest, benevolent, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspirations. You are courageous, honest, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you do not care to finish what you start, and may leave details to others. You can do well in the position of authority, and prospers in intellectual and professional fields. You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You are very intuitive. You have a reservoir of inspired wisdom combined with inherited analytical ability, which could reward you through expressions of spiritual leadership, business analysis, marketing, artistic visions, and scientific research. Operating on the spiritual side of your individuality can bring you to the great heights, and drop you off if you neglect your spiritual identity. You are always looking for an opportunity to investigate the unknown, to use and show your mental abilities, to find the purpose and meaning of life. You want to grow wise and to understand people and things. You need privacy to replenish your energy. You have a unique way of thinking, intuitive, reflective, absorbing
You are very intuitive. You have a reservoir of inspired wisdom combined with inherited analytical ability, which could reward you through expressions of spiritual leadership, business analysis, marketing, artistic visions, and scientific research. Operating on the spiritual side of your individuality can bring you to the great heights, and drop you off if you neglect your spiritual identity. You are always looking for an opportunity to investigate the unknown, to use and show your mental abilities, to find the purpose and meaning of life. You want to grow wise and to understand people and things. You need privacy to replenish your energy. You have a unique way of thinking, intuitive, reflective, absorbing
That Jasjeet is one cool person.
by im14 August 25, 2018
Get the Jasjeet mug.Gavin DeGraw's kick-ass Dutch bass player, also does backup vocals with a hot jazzy voice. Known as Whynot because Americans have trouble pronouncing Wijnand.
by Anna W September 1, 2005
Get the Wijnand Jansveld mug.The Gary-Stu protagonist of Stephen Colbert's (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure".
The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007
Get the Tek Jansen mug.No matter what this stupid dictonary says, even if it says amazing things about my name, Jansen does not mean whore! Jansen means Gracious, and I know a Jansen and she is and forever will be the farthest from that. To me Jansen means Funny, Athletic, Compassionate, and the by far BEST person you could EVER meet.
Friend 1: Isn't Jansen so nice?!
Friend 2: Totally! She is AWESOME!
Friend 1: I can't believe that she isn't a whore!
Friend 2: Why would you think that?
Friend 1: I read it on Urban Dictonary
Friend 2: Wow...... don't judge a book by it's cover, i'm gonna go hang out with Jansen.
Total JERK for thinking that: Me too
Friend 1: No, your a jerk!
Friend 2: Totally! She is AWESOME!
Friend 1: I can't believe that she isn't a whore!
Friend 2: Why would you think that?
Friend 1: I read it on Urban Dictonary
Friend 2: Wow...... don't judge a book by it's cover, i'm gonna go hang out with Jansen.
Total JERK for thinking that: Me too
Friend 1: No, your a jerk!
by An_Upset&ProtectiveFriend June 2, 2018
Get the Jansen mug.A very beautiful and handsome young south African man who has a large cock and eye bangingly droopy balls (can please any woman if not black)
by Jagersan August 8, 2023
Get the Liam Jansen mug.a movie with: lots of unneeded humor, Awkward moments, Strange laughter, Weird Face transitions and strange special effects. It could be any mixture of at least 3 or more
"Hey Ralph did you see City Hunter & Napoleon Dynamite on Stars last night?"
"I Sure did! it was such a Jansen Movie"
"I Sure did! it was such a Jansen Movie"
by YouTube123456891 April 3, 2009
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