Janke

A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?

Girls with this name are hot and amazing.

I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.

by RaptorHayzus May 7, 2009

JANK

Used alot on the east coast and south,it can mean anything,Bottemline!

"Yo,where that light skin jank at?,I seen you with."
"Let me get a jank for five?"
"That jank was jumpin, My dude!"
"She ate my jank up lastnight"
"Hey bro,Did you eat that jank out?"

by GREENRUNMUZIKENT. October 9, 2011

Jank

A thing that is worthless or useless; shit

That book is jank; I didn't like it at all.

by Galasriniel December 2, 2004

Janked

(Adj.)-Messed up, Wrong, Doesn't sound right

"Man, I heard that sydney is dumb.
Thats janked!"

by iSo Freshh April 26, 2009

Janked

Extremely screwed up, very messed up.

Guadolupe's life was janked after she had to go to summer school.

by THApkBEAST January 2, 2010

jank

the act of insulting someone or something.

Stop janking my mama! And, don't you jank my daddy, either?

by Netti Byrd January 25, 2003

Jank

Guts from a zombie you use to disguise yourself as one of them.

“Gotta cover myself in ‘jank’ so the zombies think I’m one of them.”

by UltraShadowMutant January 9, 2021