Jakub

That person who always carries the team in CS:GO and gets top frag every game.
Who's also a god with the AWP, he will always be there covering your back.

Damn Jakub really carried our team that game.

by Nexuzz July 16, 2018

jankum

jankum is when you take a somewhat large crap and put it in a bottle with a balloon on top and after a few days of extreme heat sniff in the gas' that have accumulated in the balloon go into a state of being high

Jim "yo dude i just took in three balloon-fulls of jankum and im so high right know." Kyle "get out of my face thats disgusting bro"

by dangle my eggo January 30, 2009

jalumba

A popular soup in africa made with chicken legs and bull balls.

I only got three balls in my jalumba.

by General Asswipe June 30, 2006

Jakub

Some say is the coolest guy in the Universe.

That Jakub is one hot sexy guy.

by Jakub January 20, 2004

Jakub Plan

A planned event, or task which is never completed.

That idea of your's will never happen. Such a Jakub Plan.

by Georgie Banks February 24, 2008

Jakub

Jakub is a Poland boi that thinks his milk is delicious.

Jakub has some delicious milk there boi.

by My milk is delicious October 10, 2019

jakulito

Adopted name of certain people obsessed with masturbation (specifically males).

Also, name of an individual claiming of "Deletion of Elitist Scums".

Part of the Subahismo Network.

JaK for short.

I am Jakulito.

Jakulito says you got owned.

JaK from Minitokyo sucks.

by Jakulito June 25, 2007