I hate that story, it just reminds me that I'm the only one here who hasn't seen Donna's jahoobs.

My what nice jahoobs you have.

I'd like to bounce those jahoobs.

Those jahoobs are as big as watermelons.

Hey Chuck check it out, her left jahoob is bigger than her right jahoob.

Those are some saggy jahoobs.

Hey Chet, get you're hands off my wifes jahoobs.

jahoobs by shishakly August 6, 2005

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Jacooties

Jacooties are those scuba diving cum bugs that live in heart-shaped jacuzzis at those rent a room by the hour motels. Jacooties prefer to hang out in the jets and wait for some nasty snatch (OR for a Jerkin' Gerkin) to come by to ride the ~~~waves~~~. At which point they will latch on to anything they can hold on to, usually the human's skin by their itchy little teeth. They especially love the warmth in the wrinkles of a ball sac while being transported to your home to explain to your spouse!

Cheating husband to wife:

"Honey, I swear i have no idea where those jacooties came from! Maybe someone brought them to the community swimming pool when i was there yesterday. Or maybe my towel was touching someone else's that has them. I swear!"

(The whole time he's panicking inwardly that he should give Janet, his girl on the side, a call to warn her of her new crotch critters)

Jacooties by furiousnluxurious February 27, 2017

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Jaboogies

ur mom clit

I saw her jaboogies last night

Jaboogies by Anonymous308 March 23, 2022

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