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Jagwagon 

An individual who is such a jag, he supplies enough jag to fill a wagon, if one felt the desire to do so.
Guy 1: Man, I heard that person is such a jag.

Guy 2: No joke, he's a jagwagon and a half.
Jagwagon by Piotor Rasputin December 13, 2010

Jack wagon 

n. Slang term derived from the Freight or Chow wagons used in the late 19th century. These were often the last wagons in a wagon train, making them the least favorable to drive due to the dust, waste, and debris from the front of the train.

When used as in insult it refers to one's lack of intelligence, implying the insultee is capable of no more than operating a Chow wagon.
You're doing it wrong, you Jack wagon!
Jack wagon by MayallsObject32 October 14, 2010

jack wagon 

Loser. Someone who is totally worthless.
"Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon!" (Geico commercial asking does a former drill sergeant make a good therapist?)
jack wagon by kayemmdee July 7, 2010

jackwaggon 

a giant dumbass who doesnt kno anything. would quite possibly get everyone killed because of his stupidity
man: bob what are you doing
bob: tryin to shoot that gas can
man: you damn jackwaggon
jackwaggon by awesometits56 October 26, 2010
Any person of little significance that for one reason or another does not deserve your time or attention.
If you want people to bid on your lunch date, you need to make your time more exclusive. Stop opening up your schedule to all these jackwags.
jackwag by kaotron October 21, 2011

Sackwagon 

1. A slut who takes ball sacks on the chin 24/7.
2. A chickenhead.
3. A bitch who sucks a lot of cock.
This skank ho named Chrissy is a flat out sackwagon, holmes. This chick is balls across the nose night and day !
Sackwagon by sniggs March 29, 2009