Jabón

Jabón is a Spanish word and not to be mistaken with jamón (ham) or queso (cheese), translates to soap. However, it is often used very fluidly such as the word "fuck" and its many conjugations. A common expression is to say that you are eating jabón.

Julia: I love to eat jabón! It's my favorite food!

Vivek: I do as well! I enjoy consuming smoothies made out of jabón

by TeamKevinC. June 22, 2016

Jabroni

In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.

Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni

by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019

anti jabroni

Someone who hates jabronis or actively roots against them. Some (but not all) anti jabronis show hostility towards jabronis.

Did you hear what Antonio Brown said to Eric Weddle?

Yeah, he tweeted “Bro I don’t even know you don’t call me AB that’s my NFL name dummy ! I’m not on your team never been shut your mouth Jabroni”

Wow, now that is what I call an anti jabroni

by Yaya_10 January 13, 2022

jabroker

mix between an assclown douchebag (ie joker) & a sleazy scumbag snakeoil salesperson (ie broker)

The Situation is a total jabroker. He also has AIDs.

by slick mcnugget November 1, 2010

Jebron Lames

A failed cloning experiment conducted by Shaquille O’Neal to ruin Lebron James’s career.

The Story of Jebron Lames
Shaq: Once I clone Lebron James I will ruin his career and I will soon be the best basketball player ever.
*explosion*
Shaq: noooo! My cloning machine

by PortedData February 9, 2018

Jaboon

People who are constantly on welfare and food stamps and complain about their life in the hole when they spend way too much money on cars or clothes. What they need to do is upgrade from the common ZOO and work for their stuff. People who complain about their issues and how they get used and abused but keep continuing to stay at the bottom because they are lazy.

You: I can't stand him.
Friend: Who?
You: That Jaboon! He just uses us as if we are zoo keepers! Spending our money and getting free food!

by Vash8504 February 27, 2011

Jabon Test

(Pronounced JAH-BON TEST.)
A simple pronunciation test. A participant is given the Spanish word: jabón, (HA-BON)to pronounce.If pronounced JAW/JAH-BONE/BON, they you are a full fledged jabon.

I gave the Jabon Test to this dude with dredz. And he failed it. Hell yea, he a certified JABON!!!!

by Ultimatez jabon January 19, 2009