Jorking my shit rn

It's jerking it but your really high and you spell jerking it wrong

Man I'm jorking my shit rn

by NutzAndButtz June 1, 2023

sick-jork

sick-jork is from the English 'Sick Joke'. It is usually used to describe some sort of sick joke. It also often represents a particularly attractive fat bottom bitch. see also 'sick-bjork'.

Boy: 'wow, she is just a sick-jork!'

by anonymous girrrl November 13, 2010

jorked

Usually being of male gender, someone who is jorked appears very muscular, and quite large in size. Their jorked appearence is due, in large part, to the use of roids.

1. Damn.. now THAT guy is JORKED!
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.

by Burnski March 31, 2008

Jorking Off

Its like jerking off but in a baller way!

guy1: wanna get on roblox?

guy2: no im Jorking Off!

by JesterDeen January 14, 2024

Jork

The perfect balance between walking, talking and jogging

My best mate and I were too lazy for a a full on jog, but still wanted to burn some calories. We had a lot to catch up on, so we embarked on a much needed jork

by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023

Jork

A half ass jerk that can’t get their shit together enough to be a full as jerk.

Joes a hater but he can’t string a sentence together to save his life. What a Jork.

by Luckyjack May 4, 2021

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay

by YADEAD July 22, 2025