(noun, verb, ejaculation, lifestyle, sometimes insult)
Definition:
Jork is chaos incarnate. It’s what happens when impulse meets confidence and zero follow-through. You can do a jork, be a jork, or hit a jork. It might mean you nutted unexpectedly, made an absurd amount of money, or fucked up so spectacularly it became legend.
Meanings include:
To nut (physically or metaphorically)
A big, dumb win
A ridiculous idea that works
A state of mind similar to high-risk dopamine chasing
That guy who shows up late and still gets the job done
Definition:
Jork is chaos incarnate. It’s what happens when impulse meets confidence and zero follow-through. You can do a jork, be a jork, or hit a jork. It might mean you nutted unexpectedly, made an absurd amount of money, or fucked up so spectacularly it became legend.
Meanings include:
To nut (physically or metaphorically)
A big, dumb win
A ridiculous idea that works
A state of mind similar to high-risk dopamine chasing
That guy who shows up late and still gets the job done
“Hit a massive jork last night — woke up in my ex’s driveway with $1800 and no shirt.”
“Bro I jorked mid-meeting when she said ‘quarterly bonus.’”
“You can’t plan a jork. You just are the jork.”
“He’s a jork but he’s my jork.”
“Bro I jorked mid-meeting when she said ‘quarterly bonus.’”
“You can’t plan a jork. You just are the jork.”
“He’s a jork but he’s my jork.”
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To masturbate, especially as a male. Similar to 'jerk' or 'jack', in this way. Usually with an 'ing' at the end (jorking).
To masturbate, especially as a male. Similar to 'jerk' or 'jack', in this way. Usually with an 'ing' at the end (jorking).
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