The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
by KyDandi April 02, 2022

a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.
by younggayone October 06, 2019

John Michael is an amazing man of God! He has the voice of an Angel and is very genuine. He cares so much for people and loves his family and friends so much! He has beautiful long black hair and big brown eyes. If you know John Michael then you are in for a wild ride! Oh, and NEVER put him in the friend zone!
"Hey, I heard a new song today. Butterfly by John Michael! It's so good."
"John Michael makes me a better person"
"John Michael makes me a better person"
by Jesuslover09 November 23, 2021

Another word for a cigarette
by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020

A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025
