jif

A person who is really smart and ambitious but surrounds themselves with idiotic selfish friends who inhibit that person from achieving great things and dont have lives of their own so they feed off everything that person does.

Man that girl is such a jif the way she lets her friends run her life into the ground, she can do anything she wants but not with those idiots around.

by bubbles500 June 9, 2011

jif

To pass gas; to emit flatulence.

"Don't come over here, I jiffed."

by Honkylips October 2, 2005

Jif

Acronym for "Jeans in fanny"; slang from London area, especially. See camel toes.

Crikey, those bloody jeans don't fit her at all! JIF!

by KO'H July 20, 2006

Jif

How retarded people spell gif.

This guys is so stupid! He spells gif as Jif!

by Holè69 May 7, 2016

Jif

masturbating, jerking off, beating the meat

danm i’m horny i’m going to take a jif

by hnmma September 27, 2020

jif

peanut with out pea?

"ayo"
"my address is ..."
" my name is kyson anderson"
"jif"

by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022

JIF

Simply the best peanut butter. Simply the best. There is nothing better. Anything else is terrible. JIF is love. JIF is life.

Daniel: Hey, are you making a PB&J?
Liam: Yeah, using some Skippy though.
Daniel: FUCK YOU USE JIF YOU FUCKING BITCH
Liam: It's not that deep bro
Daniel: IT'S JIF OF COURSE IT'S DEEP

by ifthisthenthat February 7, 2023