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Jellyfucked

To get fucked so hard your body turns to jelly. Used most often to describe a situation where one has been screwed over, or gotten a raw deal.
"Man, i just got absolutely jellyfucked by the IRS".
by Boopotts March 8, 2017
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Jellywonkadonka

Meaning: An unusually large mix of a gorilla and a shark.
Appearance: Hairy and soaked, usually gorilla-bodied and shark-finned. Sometimes it is vice versa.

Where?: Worldwide, but mostly in the Pacific Ocean near the Tropic of Cancer.

Population: Really rare. It is at a 0.0e66% rate found, and approximately has 9 of the species left.

Damage: A lot. One rare account in 1654 of a ghost ship might've been a toy of a Jellywonkadonka.
Weakness: The fin.
Jake: Let's go to the aquarium.
Alice: I've heard that they've recently caught a Jellywonkadonka.
Jake: Whassat?
Alice: Go look up urbandictionary!
by DrW8ty February 14, 2021
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Jellydick

When you either have sex more then once or twice in a set amount of time, or jerk off in a set amount of time. Sometimes your semen will come out looking like chewed up jello. This is because when you do not have enough time to reproduce the shit so all of the shit in your lines has to go through. So you're basically just cleaning out the pipes.
Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap...Jawlzz..ahhhhhhhhhhh Jellydick again.

Dude I came on her stomach and I looked down and it looked like chewed up jello. I think I have Jellydick.
by Bawlzz December 14, 2010
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Jellysickle

Imma star so im in with the belly pistol
That’s cause the haters be sucking on jellysickles
(Tech n9ne)
by jboss91 June 23, 2008
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Jellyback

The feeling you get after a REALLY great orgasm. (The spasmodic, spineless back effect)
T: How was that girl last night?
A: Yo...she put it on me, she jellybacked me something serious.
by Nigg Nogg November 9, 2016
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Jellocock

It is common among males, however not gender specific. Typically it is caused later in the night after the male drank a large amount of alcohol. Scientists have been able to prove that it can also be induced by other mind altering means and that women can fall victim to a similar disorder know as Whiskeyclit.In some and rare cases it can be caused by consuming mass quantities of jello products while spending a prolonged period of time in front of a tv watching Bill Cosby reruns.
The Goose is loose, drank to much and can not perform because of jellocock
by TJHooker lives! June 26, 2008
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Jellyneck

hannah had a very sort of jellyneck
by hockeygal88 April 10, 2005
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