Precinct Jogging

When political candidates and supporters go to neighborhoods (referred to as "precincts") to knock on doors, informing high propensity voters about who the best candidate for public office is. Instead of walking from door to door, time is saved by jogging.

Not recommended for fat people. Consult your physician before attempting, especially in hot weather.

Justin was out precinct walking with Dave. He just started jogging to cover ground, instead of walking. He was, in fact, Precinct Jogging.

by threatlevelorange June 14, 2010

jogging

Another Word For Jacking Or Stealing

(1)
Libz: What yuu doinn ?
Mel: Nutin Jus Jogging

(2)
Libz: Wt Yuu Bin On?
Mel: Nutin Jus Jogged In Claires Acc.

by Si... February 6, 2008

corn jogging

workin out the main vein. keepin up your cock like a jock.

i just spent an hour corn jogging to heidiv,

by jizzbert April 16, 2016

finger jogging

When your fingers are moving in a motion like jogging in order to sexualy please their partner.

"We were fooling around and he just started finger jogging me! It was like he ran a 5.k!

by Becksr May 16, 2016

Poo Jogging

When you have to shit, and have to speedwalk to the bathroom with your ass cheeks clenched together holding back the chunky hot chocolate attempting to burst forth from your anus like a frothy brown geyser.

"I almost got knocked out the other day walking down the hall..."

"What happened?"

"Drew ended up coming around the corner and running into me almost running it seemed, and then didn't even say he was sorry... And then jogged to the bathroom afterwards really awkwardly..."

"Ah, he was Poo Jogging... I bet you cost him that pair of underwear, dangerous game."

by Phreakin October 17, 2019

A Jogging Cow

A Texas Hold'em Poker term for having 2 pair after the initial three common cards are put in to play. (Two pair on the flop)

Jake's hole cards were a 6 and a 9. The flop was Ace, 6, and 9 giving him a pair of 6's and a pair of 9's. Two pair on the flop, A Jogging Cow, an udderly good hand.

by Dolfer January 9, 2010

Jogging Sex

When a person of the opposite gender goes jogging with you, it's a lot like having sex. Hot, physical, lasts about an hour and if you do it right you both get a massive endorphin rush at the end.

We sat down on the bench when we were done, getting our breath back and chatting. We were happy and exhausted - we both agreed it had been good jogging sex.

by Manwithabetterplan July 30, 2010