cock investor

A suffisticated woman who makes a substantial living by serial dating wealthy men.

A gold digger

"Hey bro, don't even think of hooking up with that whore. She's a total cock investor."

by Grisslebone February 18, 2009

Backseat investor

Someone who is a passive investor, who can keep their mouth shut

Here you go again can’t keep your mouth shut your backseat investor

by 3 Finger Willie August 31, 2023

Investorment

an investor's nature, especially as it permanently affects their investment behavior.

Man I sold that stock during the last market panic and now it's doubled in price... I really need to improve my investorment.

by Charlie Munger June 06, 2019

investor friendly

A term used to describe the desire to acquire work, items, or materials at the cheapest possible price.

I'm looking for a price that's investor friendly.

by TheUser23 October 25, 2023

Serious Investor

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Did you see all those "Serious Investors" at the Luna conference?

by JWOKIN June 03, 2022

Khan Investor

A stupid or bad investor

Hey man don't be a Khan Investor, make smart investment decisions.

by Raffster1977 January 08, 2023

Investor Bait

When companies use (primarily tech) buzzwords and trends to get investors to throw money at them.

Some startups/ companies may even base their entire branding off investor bait (such as meta).

“Did you hear about the new AI feature coming to the IPhone?”

“Yea, pretty sure thats investor bait though”

by SocratesFartMuncher July 17, 2024