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cockslap interception

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls
I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before
by flapjackal May 23, 2015
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Programmer's Interface

Often used to describe the way a programmer's face looks after little or no sleep over a prolonged period of time.

Can also be used to descibe a programmer's face after spending more than 5 days inside, in front of a computer.

Programmer's Interface usually includes:

- Dark circles around the eyes
- Bloodshot eyes
- Pale skin
- Stubble (if male)
Programmer 1: Hey man, you look rough today.

Programmer 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Programmer's Interface going on today.

Programmer 1: Been up for a few days programming again?

Programmer 2: Yeah. Pretty much.
by Jabdennel July 30, 2011
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Direct Brain Interface

An instrument connecting the human brain directly to various technologies.
The direct brain interface allows him to control the cursor on the computer with his thoughts.
by marcmrgn June 26, 2018
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Internite

A noun that describes an individual who is a heavy internet user, usually to the point where they know every meme/viral video to date, whilst maintaining a constant lookout for new ones. An Internite's physical appearance is often (but not always) a Caucasian, pimple infested heavy-set male, whose aesthetic deficiencies severely outweigh his/her ability to communicate with the opposite sex. Internites are nocturnal creatures, often preferring colder, dark isolated environments. Since hygiene isn't a priority, these individuals are generally quite smelly. Due to their daily seclusion from life, they are also known to be very weird and quite socially awkward.
Ted is such an internite, all he does is go around saying annoying/overused memes, like 'cool story bro' and 'haha, I trolled you'. F*cking weirdo.
by IsraelHands09 July 26, 2011
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Infernite

An individual who is unconditionally devoted to the World/Inferno Friendship Society. See also obsessed, fanatic, and arrogant. Sometimes referred to as "kids who like to get drunk and break stuff," though they range from high school-age theater geeks and straight edge vegans to aging punk rockers and art school drop-outs. To become an Infernite, one must first pen 500 posts on World/Inferno's messageboard, attend more shows than anyone else, and have been touched or looked at by Jack Terricloth during a concert. Pics or it didn't happen.
At first I thought I was at some sort of cabaret or klezmer concert, but then the Infernites started stagediving and playing wtih matches. The next thing I remember I was waking up on the beach at Coney Island with a black eye and my purse all full of confetti.
by Miss Nonesuch December 8, 2007
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interception

Any pass that Eli Manning throws during an NFL regular season.
Eli Manning went 5/18 interceptions with 4 completions
by serphas September 8, 2014
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Interficio

From latin, "to murder,slay."
Iuguolo, interficio, trunco, evinco!
by Kiko December 16, 2003
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