infernites

the crazy punk rock and gypsy kids that congregate in mass numbers to beat the fuck out of each other and sing their hearts out at world inferno friendship society shows. they often know every line and know exactly when to do the "claw" the especially devout ones will wear fancy suits and vintage party dresses to inferno shows only to get them shredded and doused in cheap wine and beer. some infernites even hold personal acquaintance with the band members

October 31st is Hallowmas which is the night all of the best infernites congregate and celebrate a holiday with no christians or martyrs involved.

by terricloth August 20, 2006

Infinitesimal

YOU MAKE ONE MISTAKE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!

Oh he misused the word infinitesimal last week! He thought it meant really big but it actually means really small!

by Problematic Virgil October 31, 2019

Infinitestical

Used to express female dissatisfaction after sex. Mostly related to insufficient size of male partner's penis.

Jane: Hey Ashley how was your night at Jack's place?
Ashley: Infinitestical..((
Jane: Yeah, size always matters...

by EconSquad December 23, 2015

Infertiles

These are all your friends that don't have kids yet or have chosen to never have kids.

They only invited the infertiles over to the house warming at their new house because they didn't want it trashed by kids.

by rocketrex May 10, 2010

Internite

A noun that describes an individual who is a heavy internet user, usually to the point where they know every meme/viral video to date, whilst maintaining a constant lookout for new ones. An Internite's physical appearance is often (but not always) a Caucasian, pimple infested heavy-set male, whose aesthetic deficiencies severely outweigh his/her ability to communicate with the opposite sex. Internites are nocturnal creatures, often preferring colder, dark isolated environments. Since hygiene isn't a priority, these individuals are generally quite smelly. Due to their daily seclusion from life, they are also known to be very weird and quite socially awkward.

Ted is such an internite, all he does is go around saying annoying/overused memes, like 'cool story bro' and 'haha, I trolled you'. F*cking weirdo.

by IsraelHands09 July 26, 2011

Infernite

An individual who is unconditionally devoted to the World/Inferno Friendship Society. See also obsessed, fanatic, and arrogant. Sometimes referred to as "kids who like to get drunk and break stuff," though they range from high school-age theater geeks and straight edge vegans to aging punk rockers and art school drop-outs. To become an Infernite, one must first pen 500 posts on World/Inferno's messageboard, attend more shows than anyone else, and have been touched or looked at by Jack Terricloth during a concert. Pics or it didn't happen.

At first I thought I was at some sort of cabaret or klezmer concert, but then the Infernites started stagediving and playing wtih matches. The next thing I remember I was waking up on the beach at Coney Island with a black eye and my purse all full of confetti.

by Miss Nonesuch December 8, 2007

Infinitesimal

1) Defined as the reciprocal of infinity (1/infinity), if you say that pico and nano are "next to nothing", then infinitesimal has his cock up nothing's arse.
2) Just really, REALLY fucking small.

1) The reciprocal graph's distance from its asymptote gets infinitesimal, but they never meet.
2) The amount of homework I've done this evening lolololol

by Itz Rob May 16, 2018