instaham

A individual on instagram who is full of themselves and likes to show it. Takes videos of themselves pretending they're boss or exaggerated to get attention. Will do anything for attention but, are horrible actors.

"Did you see what he put on Inst?"
"Yeah, what a ham."
"An instaham, that is."

insta instagram ham

by Humble Champion September 22, 2014

instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!

Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"

by killacole/bribarian February 18, 2009

instapear

When anything instantly appears. My friends 4 year old daughter coined this term and has been used profusley since then( 4 years ago).

Wow, that thunderstorm just instapeared.

by rebeccagood42 July 15, 2009

Insteall

To obtain goods with the specific purpose of immediately installing them.

"I'm going to go insteall Monkey Island."

"Time to go insteall some new ram from Best Buy."

by Thenre April 3, 2013

Instasteal

Stealing someone's Instagram picture and posting it as your own without the owner's permission.

I hate why my sorority sisters Instasteal my pictures.

by Pmdono July 24, 2016

instabear

When a guy on Instagram is big (preferably with hair) and large muscles

After non stop posting of his shirtless pics, Jerry became an instabear

by Nickels freeman August 27, 2019

instaham

An app where you take pictures of cured meats, preferably ham

Russel: "Check out that ham bro."
Alex: "I'm totally going to instaham that!"

by ClubCracker October 5, 2012