Instatrash

Basically, its mail that you get that you never open and throw away immediately. Examples are circulars (even if you read it briefly), menus for restaurants you won't eat at, those bulky local town magazines / newspapers (does anyone read this shit?). Also includes fake-looking and suspicious-looking government, state or legal documentation. Basically, about 80% of your mail is instantly trash aka instatrash

Includes variation insta-trash

Most of my mail goes right from the tree to my trash can. It's instatrash

by Headcircus January 19, 2011

InstaSmash

InstaSmash is a tournament for smash bros instagrammers. The requirement was over 1k and they had a total of 800k followers.

InstaSmash was lit this year.

by Game References :D January 8, 2019

Instacrap

The vast plethora of instant and frozen meals and other foodstuffs, loaded full of chemicals and salt, made from the reconstituted offcuts of various animals and packaged as a delicious, convenient alternative to proper cooking.

That woman in front of me at the checkout has a whole trolley load of instacrap.

by Moonriver March 12, 2010

instacash

When you put on a condom for the first time and upon placement, you instantly achieve an erection.

Guy 1:Can I ask you a personal question?

Guy 2: Sure, go ahead.

Guy 1: Did you get instacash the first time that you tried on a condom?

Guy 2: Yeah, doesn't everyone?

by Not Op January 23, 2014

Instacrush

When you instantly gain a crush on someone, or something.

Sounds far less sappy and weird than 'love at first sight' and probably smoother to use in a sentence as well.

When I was younger, simply seeing a man with long, elegant, hair gave me an instacrush.

by thisyellocatnow May 27, 2020

Instacrane

A person who slides through DMs to "pick someone up."

Damn Jimin was a whole instacrane when he DMed Heejin.

by chimspetunia March 5, 2019