instaboner

when you see something that you like and you get an instant irection

Man when I saw that girl I got an instaboner

by marcus102893 February 20, 2009

instaboner

boner brought on by the very mention of the actress from "Precious"

I was watching that movie last night, and got the gnarliest instaboner.

by harlandclarke August 28, 2010

instadomme

Go to youtube dot com/watch?v=v-499kgyxoM

@y3rrrqueenambby is an instadomme

by AMBBY September 28, 2017

Instavomit

Verb: When you smell or see something so terrible you vomit immediately.

I was at Ricks yesterday when this big ugly guy walked in and he smelled so bad I almost instavomit.

by Arrty August 23, 2011

Instaboner

1. (n) A person who gives a male a boner the moment he looks at her.

Wow, with those boobs, she is an instaboner.

by VinnyM76 March 31, 2009

Instazombie

Normally intelligent young person who achieves a zombie-like state while scrolling through instagram

Don't; bother trying to talk to him, he's being an instazombie

She used to be cool but now she's an instazombie

by frustrated dad April 21, 2022

instabolical

An extraordinary instance where unknown happenstances become perfectly clear, in a moments notice, taking all sides by complete surprise.

It quickly became an instabolical situation.

by digger_dan June 9, 2011