insomnia 

The inability to sleep, because your body and the universe teamed up and decided to hate you.

Tess: I can never get to sleep! Argh, this insomnia is driving me crazy.
Elle: Have you tried warm milk? Ooh, or turning your pillow over? Because that always helps me.
Tess: ....do you KNOW the meaning of insomnia?

insomnia by SleeplessInMelbourne December 9, 2010

insomaniac 

One who cannot sleep, or one who will keep waking up in the night due to their lack of sanity.

"Bryan got no sleep last night, the voices in his head kept him awake".
"He has insomnia?"
"Worse, he's an insomaniac"

insomaniac by Nobodylikesmelol November 7, 2018

insomania 

The addiction of not wanting to sleep anymore. Usually due to the feeling it's a general loss of time and a belief it's possible to live without.

Damn he's been staying awake for four days now, he's really got insomania.

insomania by Nephatiu July 26, 2014

Incocknito Mode 

Going on Google Chrome or any browser that has a "no history recorded" mode, (called incognito mode on Chrome), and watching sexually explicit videos, usually to stop people from knowing that you've been watching it.

"I was watching porn on the family computer, so I had to go incocknito mode."

Incocknito Mode by DonkeyPunchQWERTY April 22, 2015

Gamer's Insomnia 

n. The common illness amoung gamers when a temporary psychological addiction to a video game causes lack of sleep for anywhere between 24-48 hours. Most commonly found in WoW players as a chronic disease.

Justin: Hey Waylon, how's that new game treating you?
Waylon: -Drools.-
Justin: Damn dude, it looks like you have a bad case of Gamer's Insomnia.

Gamer's Insomnia by Verroxi February 13, 2010

Self Inflicted Insomnia 

Also know as SII. Self Inflicted Insomnia is a basic lack of sleep caused by your own boredom and lack of interest in sleep. People with Self Inflicted Insomnia could sleep if they so desired, but they don't care to, so they stay up as long as possible, sometimes for days.

A person with SII doesn't necessarily need a reason to stay up. Usually people with this disorder spend their time on the internet, even if there is nothing to do. They'd rather stare at a wall than close their eyes.

Person 1: I never see you log off, do you ever sleep?
Person 2: No, I have Self Inflicted Insomnia.

Person 1: So you can't sleep? That sucks.
Person 2: I just don't want to, plus my cat is making cute faces at me.

Self Inflicted Insomnia by iproxii June 24, 2011

Insomnia 

The biggest whore in the universe to humans. Takes up all your time and effort just to fuck with your head and then leaves you depraved and indifferent to reality for a long, long time. Can be induced through psychosis, mania, chemical imbalance, drugs such as Cocaine, LSD, Mescaline, Nicotine, caffeine (even though you need a metric fuck ton of it to do so) and Pharmaceuticals (only if you get the rebound effect, which is shitty as fuckkk!)

Insomnia, you cunt, go fucking choke on a sperm sandwich and die!

Insomnia by T.S. Scriber January 4, 2013