Impromptitude

Something that happens suddenly without planning, but has a little attitude

We're throwing an impromptitude party - come by in an hour wearing your party panties.

by LaSpillway May 5, 2010

Impromptu Protein Party

An expression meaning "to vomit."

Guy 1: Hey, man, are you okay? I saw you head for the bushes earlier.
Guy 2: Urgh, it was so gross, I had an impromptu protein party.

by flowerstain May 15, 2011

impromptattoo

1: when one gets an unplanned tattoo
2: when one gets a planned tattoo on an impromptu basis

Moe was bored and she ended up with an impromptattoo.
Dana had wanted her newest tattoo forever and finally randomly went to get it. Can't wait to see her impromptattoo.

by sexiskigrl June 24, 2012

Imprompoo

When you go to the bathroom to pee but end up taking a poo.

Sorry I was a bit long in the bathroom, I had an imprompoo

by A Leethal May 14, 2021

Imprompoop

An impromptu poop. An imprompoop usually takes place when you expect it least, like when you’re on a date after eating Mexican food.

Dude: *grunts while in the car and makes a constipated face*

Girl: are you ok?

Dude: It just hit me like a rock. We have to leave now, gotta make an imprompoop.

by bigdickhoncho November 13, 2023

fun and impromptu

What you say you want when you don't have the (ball)s to get into a relationship even though you have feelings too

When Becky asked Alejandro if he wanted to date, he was scared, so he just said he wanted something "fun and impromptu".

by theguacingdead April 20, 2018

fun and impromptu

What a guy says when he likes a girl back but he's too much of a pussy to do anything about it

Sam liked E, but instead of manning up and getting with her he said he just wanted something fun and impromptu

by theguacingdead January 17, 2018