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illegitimate invitation

Issuing an invitation which the other person can't accept, in the hope that you get credit for asking but don't have to follow through.
J. "Wanna go to dinner?"
N. "You know I gotta babysit my sister's 4 kids! That's an illegitimate invitation!"
by wordgrl August 5, 2008
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Illegitical

"ill-legit-ical"
-adj.

1.) An act of being illegitimate and illogical.
boy1- Did you see last night's episode of Whale Wars?
boy2- Dude, those hippies are some of the most illegitical people on the planet.
by kbaki October 6, 2009
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illegitimate weiner cousin

gaining a weiner cousin through your wife while married
My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.
by timmy10 October 15, 2019
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illegit

1. not legal
2. not logically admissible
3. without justification
An illegit child: Alan Lau
by bkwok January 27, 2005
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illegitamate fold

(n) A universal word, can be but is not limited to the following:

Moronic highschool boys, European chestnuts, chicken patties, duct tape bags, gorrilas named philis in Stockholm, Stockholm, water bottles, the ringing of a telephone, HGTV, runners, pure bred dogs, cards received on Valentine's day, the end of World War II, N*SYNC songs, Jessica Simpson's music videos (recent)*, school lunch, chicken stew, Aladin, parentheses, asshats, seniors, male genitalia, gonads and strife, Hugh Grant's prostitute, babies born in February, tropical plant life, librarians, Sweet Caroline, The Yankees, the Pacific Ocean, Dell Computers, Girlscout Cookies, bio homework, Mary Kate and Ashley movies made after their seventh-and-a-half year, games with age limits, no soap in highschool bathrooms, ringtones, Chuck Berry, Chuck Norris, numchucks, knickerbockers, unsanitary workout equiptment, prehistoric cell phones; anything prehistoric, cat toys, cat nip, Santa Claus, Latin, Chevy, getting hit by a bus, orange fruit, seashells, starfish in the desert, and buttwater.

*To satisfy our readers
"I just consumed an illegitamate fold."
"The optomologist removed an illegitamate fold from my left testicle."
"The Red Sox PWNED the illegitamate fold."
by Philis and Earl Jr. Czachistan December 17, 2007
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Illegitimate Arse Cancer

A silent fart so rancid it is worthy of being deemed illegal and punishable by expulsion from a room.
Dude, that is the worse case of illegitimate arse cancer I have ever smelt. Leave now.
by rudiruu August 8, 2009
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Illegitsy

Brandy's pregnant with her third illegitsy and has no idea who the father is.
by E.L.F. February 2, 2009
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