Idiotish

The language of idiots. Every pair of best friends has their own divergent dialect, and other people can only learn it by hanging out with you and your friends for long periods of time. Idiotish is a common language, but is most commonly spoke by the following:
-Teachers who assign homework on weekends

- Donald Trump

- Your ex
- Every music artist ever. (That's why it's so hard to understand music lyrics)
Note: The only language that your siblings speak is idiotish. It is always polite to dumb down your speech so that they understand.

We were supposed to write an essay on trees this weekend, but I didn't know because all I heard was the English teacher spewing idiotish.

by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015

Idiotness

Stupidity,dumbassery, some who pisses off there mothers and gets called that for no reason😜😜😜

Stop your fucking idiotness

by Mompoo12 March 25, 2019

idioticism

adjee-de-ot-es-m To be so idiotic someone had to come up with a word for it.

Allie is literally the definition of idioticism she literally stepped in mud not once but twice.

by literal not idiot April 5, 2022

idioticspedhead

someone who likes to plays with baby toys (E.G. dummy, cradle,rattle toy) and is 44+ years of age

Tony is an idioticspedhead because he plays with rattle toy whilst lying in a cradle

by Husnus June 23, 2022

peak idiotness

The maximum level of idiotness any amount of people can be.

"oh boy, Dave sure is dumb!"
"Yeah, he's achieved peak idiotness!"

by CHATALOT1 May 30, 2018

Idiotese

A language which is simplified in order to make idiots understand what the speaker is trying to say.

A: He bit the dust.
B: Excuse me? I don't understand...
A: In Idiotese: He got beaten.

by Justice Jet April 4, 2011

idiotism

1. A saying only an idiot, n00b, or fake hacker would use.

1. "OMG your mom!" No one uses this anymore...

by Magnus February 28, 2005