io

in•for•ma•tion o•ver•load
adj.

1. Business. Sadistic practice in
which a subordinate is given
ambiguous instructions to
complete arbitrary tasks. Also
see “spreadsheets.”
2. Computer Science. Loss of
superhuman state due to
executing subhuman tasks
normally performed by automated
systems. Also see “Windows.”
3. Law. Conditional state reached
in the first year of Law School.
Also see “BAR Exam.”
4. Math. Required state to attend
courses involving “string” in
their title. Also see “MIT.”
5. Medicine. Conditional state
reached in the forth year of
Medical School. Also see
“residency.”
6. Physics. Conditional state
reached during doctoral
dissertation in which common
sense is overwritten with
theoretical knowledge. Also see
Steven Hawking.”
Superhumans suffer io due to subhumans lack of understanding technology.
by Corey Lohr June 04, 2004
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ios

International Online Soccer,a modification for half life. originally thought to be one of the pioneers in the creation of the acronym FTW and zomg
"ZOMG wanna play ios"
"ofc i wanna play ios, ios is ftw zomg what server?"
"dunno but Lua is a noob"
"indeed"
by Joey Von Boey a.k.a Hats``` January 25, 2006
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Io

Io is unfathomably large; it is said the largest dragon who ever lived is smaller than a single one of his scales, which are blue, gold, brass, or red, and edged with silver and dark purple. He can, and does, appear as any age or breed of dragon, however.
Mostly used to replace other gods as if to avoid being offensive

Person A: Hey dude, did you finish your homework last night?
Person B: Oh for the love of Io, I forgot.
by nappadarappa December 08, 2010
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io saturnalia

The celebrative phrase used for the ancient Roman holiday of Saturnalia, celebrated in December. An ancient Roman version of "Merry Christmas." Pronounced like "yo Saturnalia."
Student: Io Saturnalia!
Teacher: Shoot, I forgot to bring candy for the class.
by cirria November 29, 2006
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Surge iOS

A 12 year old who says he is best player that ever touched a shooting game for phones and iPads named Critical Ops, Surge iOS is a YouTuber in the Critical Ops community who actually thinks he is amazing, even though he could not rank above diamond for months. Certain sources claim that another YouTuber named Manthis roasted him in a song and Surge iOS got banned from Critical Ops on the same day, although it is not clear if these two events are related.
If Surge iOS didn't skip school to upload Critical Ops videos everyday, maybe he could actually spell words at the fourth-grade level.
by GS Joker April 15, 2020
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.io games

Small web browser games that a lot of people play.
by QuestCLicker December 14, 2016
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iOS Tweaks

Apps, Tools and Patches that aren't allowed on the Apple AppStore.

iOS Tweaks are made by Tweak developers, and can be installed on Jailbroken devices through Jailbreak Package Managers.
iOS Tweaks usually customize iOS's default UI or add some functionalities that aren't available on iOS.
People: "oh how did you make your Volume bar look like this?"
You: "it's a Tweak named RetroVol. btw there are lots of other cool iOS Tweaks to customize your iPhone"
by a7ay kshmat July 06, 2021
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