A company whose Global Services consultants are some of the most arrogant and poorly trained technologists in the history of the world.
by x-IBMer August 16, 2003
ibm is an acronym for "international business machines." it is a widely known computer company.
ibm started quite a while ago - we could probably safely assume around the time of ENIAC, or earlier. they created a standard in computers (i.e., an ibm-compatible machine) and are still around.
despite ibm's age, they never broke up like ma bell.
ibm started quite a while ago - we could probably safely assume around the time of ENIAC, or earlier. they created a standard in computers (i.e., an ibm-compatible machine) and are still around.
despite ibm's age, they never broke up like ma bell.
by unusu-al May 23, 2004
Q: Dude, what are you gonna do when you graduate from college?
A: I'm gonna be an IBM. Gotta make that cash!
A: I'm gonna be an IBM. Gotta make that cash!
by briantroy December 09, 2009
This term stands for an "ideal black man." This term is mainly used by African-Americans and it was mentioned a lot in the movie Something New.
girl 1: I want a nice tall brotha whose been to college, has a respectable job, doesn't have any kids, and is fione
girl 2: girlfriend that is hard to find these days
girl 1: well thats my IBM, ideal black man.
girl 2: girlfriend that is hard to find these days
girl 1: well thats my IBM, ideal black man.
by Shadé Q. August 27, 2007
A company that rocks, on the cutting edge of research and development.
* Idiots Bitch Mercilessly (about IBM's dominance)
* It's Bill (gates), Motherfucker!
* Inventiveness, Brains, and Moxie
* I Blast Mutha Fuckas
etc.
* Idiots Bitch Mercilessly (about IBM's dominance)
* It's Bill (gates), Motherfucker!
* Inventiveness, Brains, and Moxie
* I Blast Mutha Fuckas
etc.
IBM rocks.
by Don September 13, 2002