IBM

A company whose Global Services consultants are some of the most arrogant and poorly trained technologists in the history of the world.

We hired IBM Global Services and subsequently went bankrupt.

by x-IBMer August 16, 2003

IBM

I Blame Microsoft

Thank you for calling I Blame Microsoft.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

IBM

ibm is an acronym for "international business machines." it is a widely known computer company.

ibm started quite a while ago - we could probably safely assume around the time of ENIAC, or earlier. they created a standard in computers (i.e., an ibm-compatible machine) and are still around.

despite ibm's age, they never broke up like ma bell.

bill:i got an ibm machine
pill:sweeeeeeet

by unusu-al May 23, 2004

IBM

Itty Bitty Mexican

I'm 5'0 and Hispanic! I'm an IBM!

by foodboy96 February 4, 2021

IBM

Short for Important Business Man.

Q: Dude, what are you gonna do when you graduate from college?
A: I'm gonna be an IBM. Gotta make that cash!

by briantroy December 9, 2009

IBM

This term stands for an "ideal black man." This term is mainly used by African-Americans and it was mentioned a lot in the movie Something New.

girl 1: I want a nice tall brotha whose been to college, has a respectable job, doesn't have any kids, and is fione

girl 2: girlfriend that is hard to find these days

girl 1: well thats my IBM, ideal black man.

by Shadé Q. September 3, 2007

IBM

A company that rocks, on the cutting edge of research and development.
* Idiots Bitch Mercilessly (about IBM's dominance)
* It's Bill (gates), Motherfucker!
* Inventiveness, Brains, and Moxie
* I Blast Mutha Fuckas
etc.

IBM rocks.

by Don September 13, 2002