Definitions by x-IBMer

IBM 

A company whose Global Services consultants are some of the most arrogant and poorly trained technologists in the history of the world.

We hired IBM Global Services and subsequently went bankrupt.

IBM by x-IBMer August 16, 2003

ESMT 

Enterprise Serivces for Microsoft Technology group within IBM Global Services. (See IBM). Filled with egomaniacs and morons who can't sell or provide services. Absolute worst managers in the world.

I worked for ESMT preferred to be unemployed.

ESMT by x-IBMer August 16, 2003