i'd ship it

An expression used to show interest in a female by the male but not a absolute.

Hey, do you like ...?

Yeah I'd ship it!

by Indian dictionary February 28, 2017

I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples

If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.

While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.

Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA

by BujuArena October 10, 2018

I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!

Famous quote that COD MW2 player Strixal repeatedly shouts out in-game to noobs he schools.

Noob - "I'm awesome, I will pwn u all!"
(Strixal kills Noob x 9999 times)
~ Silence ~
Strixal - "I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!"

by TheLastRambo August 5, 2010

iship

Abbreviation for internship. Often used when sending text or instant messages by nerdy kids who are obsessed with becoming CEO.

Pablo: Yo, Andre, did you app that iship at United Airlines?

Andre: No, but I got the iship at OfficeMax.

Note that "app" means: apply for.

by mc-chi March 8, 2011

ishipoo

The best.

You are ishipoo

by Rhrjeudisi February 24, 2022