Skip to main content

lol y am i here 

Idk dude. I also don't know why I defined this.
Some guy in a chat: lol y am I here

Other dude in a chat: pft idk

I just bought broccoli lol 

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.
Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!

Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol 

Now these words are now on a Mug/T-Shirt. Well that’s just random.
MAKE UR OWN SENTENCE!

Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol - Formatted on a Mug/T-Shirt.

I Don't Give a Lol 

A nicer way to say I don't give a shit on public forums where children go. It's ironic because the only reason to say this is if you actually give a shit about who reads it.
Person #1: Did you know that Justin Beiber was here yesterday?!?! :D
Person #2: Seriously, I don't give a lol.
I Don't Give a Lol by Jack Vangorr January 12, 2013

lol you mad cause I'm stylin on you?? 

This is a phrase used in counter-strike or any type of PvP / FPS / RTS game. It is used to taunt your opponent when you have either landed an amazing head shot, double kill, or completely owned a bunch of noobs.

Term came to light on the well known tube video 'mad cause im stylin', where a rap battle took place and the guy who used the line got socked in the face.

Basically, it is used to anger your opponent and declare your dominance.
Noob: You, you're a hacker!
Noob: OMG HOW DID YOU GET ME THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THAT!!
Random guy: RAINDROPS!!!!
You: lol you mad cause I'm stylin on you??

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol
I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol