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Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.
Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
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ill shit 

anything you do thats ill

ill, not as in 'down with the flu' but ill as in short for illegitimate, or whacked out on cough syrup or smokin major grass.

1. smoking weed
2. indian music (zitars, drums, vocals)
3. this situation: approaching a group of friends with a box of lucky charms without saying anything and when they ask for some you deny them an walk away
4. anything illegal but really fun like:
a. drivebys (driving with the boot)
b. mailbox baseball
c. rapping about ghandi

used in a sentence as:
a separable verb:
righteous dude #1:
Dude, that shit you were doing is hella ill.
a noun
righteous dude #2:
What are you up to today?
righteous dude #2:
Sum ill shit.
ill shit by superjesus December 6, 2006

Ill be dipped in shit

A comment said when the outcome of a situation was surprising.
Well, Ill be dipped in shit, cant believe he actually hooked up with her!

Ill Shits 

Spoken words or a rap/freestyle verse
That song is the Ill Shits.
Ill Shits by Socci January 17, 2009
(noun) the coolest thing alive;
Colin Hollis Hart is the illshit yo.
illshit by freakaleekkkkkkk October 29, 2005
Yo that club we hit was illshit”
Illshit by anonymous August 28, 2025