hairism

hair·ism
The belief that hair type accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
Discrimination or prejudice based on hair.

hairist adj. & n.

Ginger people are dumb.

by r ford February 3, 2004

Hirie

A feeling where one is totally at peace with their intoxicated state of being.

After smoking a joint one feels enriched with life and happiness one can be classified as hirie!

by Chunx & Mike BB Rex September 10, 2009

hiriath

A home sickness for a home you can never return to or that never was

Girl: how are you feeling the Harry Potter series is over
Girl: you know I’m feeling hiriath that was such a big part of my life and I’m sad to see it end

by Herminoe December 12, 2020

hairicide

to get a hair cut worse than what you originally had

dude, you commited hairicide!

by eferdemo February 26, 2015

Event Hairizon

The exact point in which the accumulation of facial hair shifts from "a few days growth" to a dense enough state that it can no longer be shaved by a standard razor.

Although Adam enjoyed his seasonal camping trip, on his return he was dismayed to find that he had crossed the event hairizon and would need to buy an electric shaver.

by Robotmike January 19, 2010

hiring freeze

A condition in which a place of business puts a temporary halt on the hiring of new employees. This is often the result of the CEO purchasing a new yacht or Fiji beach home and usually means that employees of said company should start looking for new jobs.

"Thank you for interviewing with us, but management has just initiated a hiring freeze. We will be keeping your resume on file. I am going to go kill myself now."

by Tony November 15, 2004

Brown Hairing

Plucking ones ass hair out and placing it on a friend/enemies personal effect, such as a computer keyboard or coffee cup for later discovery. Similar to tea bagging but slightly more pungent.

Garfield was being an ass so I gave his computer mouse a brown hairing.

by MrPrefect October 5, 2005