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Hypersext

The abundance of links on a pornographic webpage.
Anal
Boobs
Cumshots
Doggy Style
Extreme
Fetish
Golden Showers
Harcore
etc.

This would be an example of hypersext links.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J March 11, 2009
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Hyperterminal

Dude that captcha asked me to verify whether I'm Hyperterminal or not.
by aromaticcheesyballs April 8, 2021
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Hyperventejaculation

The process of smothering a girl with a pillow, then after a short period, you remove the pillow, and as she gasps for air, you blow your load in her mouth, thus causing Hyperventejaculation.
So you take a girl home, she seems interesting enough, and to spice things up a bit you put a pillow over her head..."What the fuck!?" she may be thinking (maybe saying it too, but you'll probably just hear a muffled sound and some squealing). Make sure to get yourself ready for the final leg of the process, just as she thinks youre actually trying to kill her you remove the pillow; said girl lifts her head up and takes a huge intake of air, aswell as an entire load of seamen causing mild discomfort. Girls love it really.

The process of Hyperventejaculation is often made better when followed up by a round of sandwiches which the bitch is going to make for you. Otherwise follow up with a Black Eye.
by El Mo Capitan July 5, 2010
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Hypersex

When you achieve an RPM of above 100 thrusts during a sex session.
"Ay, baby! Add me for some hypersex with hot, young girls "- Some random hot girl who added you on Facebook
"My ex and I would always have the craziest hypersex! You RPM is way too low!" - Your girlfriend
by Hypersexboy August 8, 2021
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hypertension

noun
1. a common disorder in which blood pressure remains abnormally high (a reading of 140/90 mm Hg or greater)
2. When the blood flows through the vessels at a greater than normal force. High blood pressure strains the heart; harms the arteries; and increases the risk of heart attack, stroke, and kidney problems.
John suffered from hypertension.
by valoem December 9, 2004
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Hyperdeath

A form of death in which one is killed so hard that they loop back around to being alive again.
Asriel is the god of hyperdeath.
by masokitsune January 27, 2019
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hyperventilating

You breathe without thinking because your body does it for you automatically. But things can change your breathing pattern and make you feel short of breath, anxious, or ready to faint. When this happens, it’s called hyperventilation, or overbreathing.

That’s when you inhale much deeper and take much faster breaths than normal. This deep, quick breathing can change what’s in your blood. Normally, you breathe in oxygen and breathe out carbon dioxide. But when you hyperventilate, the carbon dioxide levels in your bloodstream drop too low. You’ll notice it right away because you’ll start to feel sick.
hyperventilating is not fun!
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019
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