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hunting widow

A state of complete physical and emotional abandonment caused by the husband's preference to hunt animals in the wild for days on end instead of spending quality time with his wife at home.
Wife 1: So, your hubby's away on yet another hunting trip, is he?

Wife 2: (Angrily) Don't remind me. I swear, if I wasn't already a hunting widow, I would kill him myself!
by Loxi July 18, 2009
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huntington woods

Small neighborhood in suburban Detroit known for excessive rules and bored police.
"No, we can't do that because we're in Huntington Woods."
by Opressed Youth June 17, 2008
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Chav Hunting

A new olympic sport for the 2012 games has to be chav pigeon shooting. A variation of the original clay pigeon variety, this variant would involve launching Chavs from a large ballista into the air. The competitors would then shoot the Chavs with computer guided "smart" surface to air missiles to ensure maximum kill rate. Prior to the finals each competitor would have to go through 150 qualifying rounds to ensure that the maximum number of Chavs were dispatched.........PULL!
Chav Hunting Games set to become the growth sport of the decade!!
by Charaldan December 14, 2008
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Bando hunting

The act of searching for and breaking into anbandonded apartments
Yo r u trying to go bando hunting rn
by suckmydick124 June 29, 2016
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go hunting with Cheney

A euphemistic suggestion used when people hope to get rid of somebody they can no longer tolerate.
Maybe we could all somehow inspire the President to go hunting with Cheney.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019
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pickle hunting

When you’re in need of dick but can’t say it out loud because of the people around you.
Ugh, I wish we could go pickle hunting!
by dicklover2005 April 13, 2020
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Scarecrow-Hunting

During the halloween season, practitioners of Darkour take joy in hunting, stealing, collecting and displaying a large variey of many stolen scarecrows. After the halloween season, shadeuxs may find use for them such as: burning them, hiding them in leafless trees or simply saving them for next year.
"I went scarecrow-hunting until 4am, collected 15 scarecrows!!"
by Scarechich McPherson March 5, 2010
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