humpalump

to fuck a fat person in a time of desperation...

Felicia humpalumped Ross in the shed.

by Kevin January 31, 2005

humpbump

I can define 'humpbump', but Urban Dictionary would refuse to publish it for no adequately explained reason. Again.

Apparently, correct spelling, acceptable grammar and a modicum of wit generally fails to "make the cut".

And yes, I have viewed extensive UD entries to gauge what material might be considered acceptable. Given the overall level of scholarship displayed in this *outstanding* specimen of vernacular lexicography, I suspect that any further submissions may need to be made using human faeces smeared on a tattered brown paper bag.

Thank you, and good-night. :p

humpbump: (n.) A prominent mons veneris.

by Bugzapper October 10, 2013

humpydumpy

humpy and dumpy yeah!

when you humpydumpy a man but dumpy your friend

by dkika October 11, 2021

Humpslump

A relatively prolonged period of time of not having sex and/or hooking up with someone; a dry season.

Craig: Hey how many girls have u banged this summer ?
Keith: None. I've been stuck in a humpslump.

Craig: Sorry to hear that .

by Ykyrou April 25, 2017

Humanbumps

On a goose, the condition of their skin when they are in a cold environment and temporarily get little bumps on their skin. Equivalent to goosebumps on a human.

It’s so cold that all the geese have humanbumps.

by Jfman August 30, 2018

Humpbumps

The new CDC-approved name for Monkeypox.

My friend Jeff got humpbumps from a rave in Chicago

by Jawwnny August 19, 2022