hummus

Strange substance produced in a twisted area of the brain known for causing an elevated state of grace and inspiration. The trigging mechanism is far from being discovered. also humus.
I met G.W. Bush the other day at the grocery store, and all I could come out with was "asshole"...sorry, low hummus.
by el propio January 04, 2005
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hummus

a tastey diahrea like substance, also known as diahrea
ill eat some of that hummus but only if it comes out of you
by uknowhoitis April 13, 2010
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hummus fart

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.
Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2020
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hummus-face

A hummuscidal raging leb commonly found on irc channels. Known for raging hard over the smallest things.
"<p> sup hummus-face"
"<l> your mothers a whore!"
by koothrappali July 10, 2012
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Hummus Armor

LAN dodging usually performed by dipping your mouse in Hummus as well as by making IED's and doing push-ups on webcam. Common to Counter Strike: Source players who are afraid to go to LAN.
I called that equake kid out on cheats.

He put on his hummus armor and left me raging.
by broder_gloosys October 10, 2009
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dump the hummus

1) To defecate fecal matter that resembles the texture and/or color of hummus.

2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)

Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"
Ugh! My stomach is rumbling. I think I need to dump the hummus.

That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.
by agoraphone August 29, 2011
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Hummus Economy

The hummus economy cynically refers to the economic situation in Lebanon, the country where hummus originated.

The hummus economy consists of the successive poor leadership that took Lebanon to an unparalleled economic recession that surged between 2019 and 2020. It has resulted from corruption and incompetence in the absence of the rule of law.

The expression insinuates amateurship in managing Lebanon where leaders have been historically busy by shallow matters distracting the Lebanese from what matters when it comes to inclusive and sustainable growth.
Q: What economic model fits Lebanon in recent years?
A: The economy in Lebanon is intricate and peculiar: one could call it the hummus economy.

El Hokayem, J., and Abou Jaoude, J. (2020), Leading by misleading in the hummus economy, Annahar.
by JHRLY October 26, 2020
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