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Humberto0: i suck ur toes now i angery
also calvo is spanish for bald so he gets more mad
Humberto0: i suck ur toes now i angery
also calvo is spanish for bald so he gets more mad
by Bowoil Mother please no November 5, 2019
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A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
by Makar Cerelador January 16, 2014
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by anonymous January 21, 2024
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Humberto is a portuguese and spanish masculine given name of germanic origin. In german the meaning of the name is Big, bright and alcoholic. In other Terms: One hot mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to hit him. Dominant and leader Psychotic. Loyal and faithful when it comes to love. Lovie dovie and passionately loves to love and flirt alot. Super Romantic when in a relationship and stubborn sometimes. He really knows how to live the life and also enjoy drinks a lot
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