by nuglet March 9, 2017
Humberto aka bob the builder
by Gkkfkfkjc November 20, 2018
by ☆Saint☆ February 9, 2017
This bowling ball looks like Humberto.
Humberto0: i suck ur toes now i angery
also calvo is spanish for bald so he gets more mad
Humberto0: i suck ur toes now i angery
also calvo is spanish for bald so he gets more mad
by Bowoil Mother please no November 5, 2019
A distant cousin of the dirty sanchez
A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
by Makar Cerelador January 16, 2014
a random name you can give something that doesn't require a whole lot of thought and only exists just to fill it in, or to be completely random.
I gotta make a name for my character, but I'm out of ideas. I gotta name him something random, like Humberto Quackenbush.
by Humberto Quackenbush June 3, 2021
The biggest bitch you will ever meet he likes to fuck a lot with his little dick he is alright at sports but he’s still a bitch he loves to masturbate near other men and yes in other words a bitch
Humberto is a bitch
by Johnny sins 123 November 21, 2021