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Humberto

(Noun)
A catfish who is an actual loser and is nothing more than a two-faced liar.
Becky: God, he is such an humberto!
Amy: I know! Ugh!
by nuglet March 9, 2017
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And crazy cat Mann that has 2 cats and a dog
by Gkkfkfkjc November 19, 2018
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A small kid that likes Gisselle and he will soon marry her because he stalks her
Uh look it's the Gisselle lover aka Humberto
by ☆Saint☆ February 8, 2017
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A bald man who waxes their hair every three weeks
This bowling ball looks like Humberto.
Humberto0: i suck ur toes now i angery

also calvo is spanish for bald so he gets more mad
by Bowoil Mother please no November 5, 2019
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dirty humberto

A distant cousin of the dirty sanchez

A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.

A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.

A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.

Any mexican named Humberto
My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.

My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
by Makar Cerelador January 16, 2014
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A man of average height probably born in September. Some might say a karate ninja, but don't let his looks fool you, he can kill you with his thumb. Likes to chew on rocks on his down time. He is a great family man, he will do anything for his family. And he is a great friend and awesome fishing partner. But his best quality is giving people rides, especially after they have been loitering all day.
Humberto does so much for everyone. Fish on.
by anonymous January 21, 2024
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A girl with a really big bright side. Once your friends with her she will always be there for you and always give those nice words people need when they are feeling down. Lets not forget she is really amazing, beautiful, pretty, no words can explain her beauty. Everyone meets a pamela and enjoys time with one. She hella cute too. Her looks are never before seen when you meet one. Pamela's are rare. Enjoy time with one and never lose one
Humberto is a portuguese and spanish masculine given name of germanic origin. In german the meaning of the name is Big, bright and alcoholic. In other Terms: One hot mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to hit him. Dominant and leader Psychotic. Loyal and faithful when it comes to love. Lovie dovie and passionately loves to love and flirt alot. Super Romantic when in a relationship and stubborn sometimes. He really knows how to live the life and also enjoy drinks a lot
by nine69sixty November 22, 2021
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