HTTP-ASSAULT

HTTP= Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.(information between servers and browsers)
ASSAULT= A violent attack.

Ambushing someone on MSN messenger by sending them a URL link and suggesting that it is something they will want to view. However it is actually something abominabley repulsive, leaving them in complete bewilderment and disappointment.

*****MSN CONVERSATION WITH AN HTTP-ASSAULT*******

Todd: Sup Barney, check out this pic of the hottie that Josh is bang'n.... www.lemonparty.org

Barney: Sweet, I gotta see this!!!

***TWO Minutes Later***

Barney: Fuck you man, I didnt wanna see that shit, you asshole, that was nasty! I was 1/2 way thru eating this big tub of cottage cheese too, and now i lost my appetite! You fag!

Todd: pwn3d :) :) :)

by M Dogg August 16, 2006

http.taehyung.comm

Http.Taehyung.comm (tanjia)

Http.taehyung.comm is a british bitch who is a semi famous tiktok with 2.1k followings, they are vv swag and their fame led them to have hundreds of hot sexy mutuals. If you are one of their mutuals- FEEL BLESSED!! They are kind and if you want to be a hot sexy mf and /or want to friends… go follow them you lazy shit <8

by Http.Taehyung.comm ofc June 4, 2021

http.chrispybang

A kpop Stan with 2.9k they love all there followers go follow them is your reading this (Stan loona)

Have you seen http.chrispybang new post? Ohh yea I did it was really funny

by http.chrispybang December 23, 2020

_http.lexie

The coolest spam page on Instagram. Posts the funniest videos and memes people can relate to. And the page is ran by a sexy bitch Lexie.

"Hey Mariah did you see the new _http.lexie post" "omg yes it was so fucking hilarious"

by Mskskksks June 22, 2021

http: //rage

Used on the internet as an extreme form of /rage.

(there isn't supposed to be a space between the colon and the slashes, but urbandictionary is gay and won't "let me post links in the example". http: //rage)

Dude: HOLY SHIT I JUST DIED IN SKYRIM AND I DIDN'T SAVE!!!!11!!

Other dude: /rage, bro?

Dude: NO! (http: //rage)

by cee-em-kay November 18, 2011

http.mingi

A gorgeous person that deserves the world

“Don’t you love http.mingi.? They’re the best!”

by chuurioes December 29, 2020

http.sqp

literally the sexiest woman on the planet, all of the men flood her dm's and bow to her.

have you seen @http.sqp today she looks so sexy!
yeah, i was planning on worshiping her later!!

by jqmieeeee March 17, 2021