housecunt

An able, snobby lady of childbearing age that, out of laziness, spends her days shopping instead of making any useful contributions to society.

I had the day off and took the kids to the zoo. The place was packed with housecunts.

by kcolc February 12, 2014

Houseparty

houseparty is a talking app sort of like facetime where you can have no more than 8 people in a room, those 8 people can consist of your friends, your friends friends. Houseparty is a good app because you can talk to people just like facetime even if they had an android. A lot of randoms join calls but thats because some dickheads add random people they don't even know. If you need to speak to someone privately you can always lock the room and if you the only way for people to get in is if you wave to them, they can then join the call whenever they want.

P1: Oi P3 let's houseparty

P3 sure
*they get on houseparty*
P2: hey guys what's up
P3: aye how's it going
P1: P2 who the fuck is P3
P2: she's my friend
P1: Omg lets lock the room my cousins online

by tiktokerbish November 4, 2019

housemaster

A hero who looks like a piece of bread with red square eyes and a curved line for a mouth. Has a green shirt with a purple collar, blue pants and yellow square fists. Speaks horrible english and is the main character in Arfenhouse.

"Housemaster, I--" *CRASH* - Joseph, Arfenhouse the Movie.

by horror_blood October 26, 2003

houseatosis

The condition of foul, lingering odors in one's house. From house+(hali)tosis.

I remember the night when the girls came over for bridge club. I was so embarassed because of lingering odors, the houseatosis.

by quack February 27, 2005

Dirty Ricardo Houseparty

When someone hosts a large party of men of latin descent (preferably 10 or more) and have all of them ejaculate inside a jar. This jar can be used for the house party. The guests are then treated with drinks from said jar.

Guy 1:Hey man what's in this beer it tastes digusting!
Guy 2:It's semen....
Guy 1:That's so gross!!!
Guy 2:Well you came to a Dirty Ricardo Houseparty.
Guy1:I guess your right.(continues drinking beer)

by cotajmahal August 28, 2012

housetard

1. A person who is mentally disabled (a retard) that cannot leave the house.
2. Any person who fails to interact with the outside world in a meaningful way and who, therefore, should not be allowed to leave his/her house.

Jessica Simpson: Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Who let out the housetard?

by t-norm November 8, 2005

Housetastic

Adjective used to describe fantastic house music.

The Black Eyed Peas song ' I Got a Feelin' is housetastic.

by DJ Everett July 2, 2009