Hot Pocket

When the person you have sleeping over shits in your fold out sleeper couch, doesn't clean it up, and folds the couch back up without telling you.
I'm not friends with Rob anymore.
Why?
He made a hot pocket with my fold out couch.
by xJcalx April 16, 2010
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when you fall asleep with your dick in a girl and wake up feeling warm you call it a hot pocket
man i fell asleep during sex and when i woke up it felt like a hot pocket
by darkoathangel May 18, 2020
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n. the act of one masturbating with his or her hand in his or her's pocket where the pocket acts as a glove
The guy sitting in front of me was giving himself an intesne hot pocket in math today!
by SASQUATCH April 10, 2012
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Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.
When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!
by berserker256 May 18, 2003
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Hot Pocketing

The act of engaging in juicy intercourse with a hot pocket. A viral trend of 2014
"Hot Pocketing"

A New Hampshire twitter user @VERSACEPOPTARTS became famous for fornicating with a warmed up hot pocket. He later posted this shaningan on the app Vine. He was later suspended from Vine and Twitter, he was also blocked by Hot Pockets official twitter page.

He was asked for his input, he responded.....
"You can suspend by Vine, but you can't change the fact that I fucked a hot pocket."
by ChronicPineapple March 04, 2014
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Aa microwaveable meal of cheese and meat wrapped up in a flaky crust that was first introduced in 1983. Hot pockets became famous for their "crisping sleve" which allowed the pocket crust to become crispy in the microwave, and for their repetitive advertising jingle consisting of just the words "Hot Pocket".

Interest in Hot Pockets had a revival of sorts with a comedy routine where Jim Gaffigan talks about his love-hate relationship with this less-than-healthy food product.
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, "Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet."
by Sybarite June 22, 2006
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Why did those have to get recalled? (Unless your reading in 2100)
Daddy loves his hot pockets. He eats them all the time.
by My yee 2 January 17, 2021
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