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hontas

a less well-known term for vagina, twat, cooter, cunt, etc; used mainly in reference to poking.
Go poke a hontas, bitch!
by beaster September 29, 2005
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Hontus

A Term used for excrement, originating from an old man in Devon, it is mainly aimed at Dog excrement but it is fine to use when referring to any type of the brown stuff. He has passed this word onto many people in the South West UK and is now reaching the USA,Pakistan and India through social media sites when west country people are abusing internet stalkers from these places.
After the 1995 Disney release of Pocahontas, This fabulous word can now also have some gay innuendo, such as " I bet he likes to Poke-a-Hontus"
HaHaHa - Look! That woman just stepped in Hontus

Has someone dropped a Hontus on my dinner?, its fucking horrible.
That Slut loved it in the ass ..... Poked-Her-Hontus first night.
by loler99 April 17, 2013
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hontiez

Demetrius Tabron's ghettolicious rendition of the word "hunny"
"im about to fuck this food up, HONTIEZ"
by Laurie Eisenhower December 13, 2009
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Honty

Someone who is crazy and someone always thinks they are high. The word honty itself is related to drugs so whenever you call someone a honty you can say it like they are high or just weird in genral.
Girl1:Look there’s my honty....

Girl2:yea that girl is always high
by Shonty🤪 July 1, 2018
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Honty

The feeling of being haunted and nourished at the same time, usually by love. The good memories of a former lover that both haunts and nourishes you.
"Tarik felt honty when he went to the club because the last time he was there, it was with Jessie."
by crashsoul March 31, 2019
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Hontea

A basically MAJOR hottie that everybody crushes onn
Hontea! You turn 64 todayyyy
by Piddydoodledaye March 2, 2020
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poke a hontus

ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.
by th3 riddler June 6, 2014
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